Justice is served with salt- DANGEROUS SALT! Hi, guys! Harry here. Welcome to my website! I got a lot of cool junk around here that's waiting for you to explore- easter eggs, games, random files, and whatever else! So come on down!

Hey there!

Welcome to my webpage! Here, you'll find all sorts of digital junk that you can keep! Literally, you can barge in here like a thief and steal every single file off this domain. We're still gonna keep em'! ANYWAY, come on and navigate around! There's all sorts of buttons, gimmicks, and hoo-dickeys that you can mess with to open up some stuff! Enjoy the fun here, at my totally sick, awesome, radical, cool website! I'll check in when you need to so I can see what you're doing. See ya!

-Harry The Kakapo

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